Go West, Young Single Women

November 4, 2015

Halloween may be the best holiday of the year for single men. Saturday night, single women in their twenties and thirties donned costumes that left little to the imagination and, in some cases, had the same amount of material as the costumes they wore as trick-or-treating kids. Bad cops, sexy schoolgirls, and naughty nurses ventured out to the bars, presumably in hopes of finding Mr. Right, be he disguised as James Bond, Batman, or bacon.

An enterprising sociology student might consider an interesting experiment next year: a statistical analysis of ratios of sexy Halloween costumes to male suitors in several American cities.